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Thursday, April 1, 2010

Mick Jagger embraces Bluegrass


London; Newsrelease

Mick Jagger announced today in London that he was putting his bad boy rocker days behind him and will now only play straight ahead traditional bluegrass in the style of Bill Monroe.

"None of this Newgrass stuff for me either!" says Jagger. "If Bill didn't play it that way, neither shall I!"

He further announced that he has rewritten most of his past hits into bluegrass versions. From now on, "I can't get no satisfaction" will be "I can't get no real bluegrass" and "Street Fighting Man" will be "Bluegrass Playin Man".

Jagger is rumored to be engaged in intense negotiations with Bean Blossom Festival for a spot on the schedule. There is some speculation that his drug use is too controversial. Certain Festival volunteers have offered to share their medical Marijauna with Mick if he has problems with the management. They have even offered him free hits of their oxygen and rides on their hoverround scooters. Now, is that the American way?!!!!


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